Archive for the ‘ZMStuff’ Category

ZombieMall and Patreon

Running a website isn’t cheap.  Last count I’ve got 21 of them.  I don’t do something with each and every one on a daily basis (or even monthly for that matter), but they all get love and care from me when I am able. This brings me to this website and Patreon. is a […]

Zombie Shaming

The Zombies were bad tonight.  They must be getting excited for the return of The Walking Dead… 2014 Wrap-Up 2014 Wrap-Up and a little exploring into what can be expected in 2015. 2014 was a crazy fun year for ZombieMall! We reviewed books! We reviewed movies! We even reviewed some scary ass coffee! We added a shopping cart, made some vampire stakes, and posted out some Zombie University Diplomas! We took in just […]

Zombie Cars on the Highway

Part of my day to day job is to drive.  I’m a vendor to several different retail stores and I simply go from store to store, training them, helping them, and educating them on the new products that have come out.  Today my drive took e a short 100 miles North of the ZombieMall.  Close […]

Body Betrayal in the Zombie Apocalypse

In a world overrun by zombies, how would you do? Chances are, if you are reading this, you probably think your chances are pretty good. Yep, you have taken the “Can you survive the Zombie Apocalypse?” test on Facebook – multiple times, until you have obtained the perfect score. Yeah, you are ex-military and can […]

Swine Flu vs. Zombie Virus

The recent scare of H1N1, also known as the Swine Flu, has many people concerned, not just in terms of health, but also in terms of what the future holds.  Many of the zombie enthusiasts are keeping a close eye on this pandemic for any signs of the Zombie Virus.  Let’s examine what is going […]

Zombies in the Bible

As we grow closer to Easter Sunday, I figured I’d explore the various passages found within the Bible as they pertain to Zombies. There has been a long standing argument that Jesus could have been a zombie.  He died on the cross, was placed into a cave, came back to life.  Yeah, that could be […]

ZombieMall stickers are here!

Fresh off the press, the stickers are in! I know some of you have been VERY patient, but rest assured these will ship out this week and next week so keep your eyes open!

5 Hour Energy Drink is Aliens Royal Jelly

I tried this 5 hour energy drink a few days ago.  The first thing I thought of was a graphic comic novel I had read way back in 1991 or so.  It was Aliens: Genocide. In it a billionaire sets up a team to go to the Aliens Home planet to supposedly destroy them.  However, […]

I could be President?? WOW!!