I like coffee. A lot.
I ran across this new kind of coffee company while cruising on Facebook.
They call themselves Death Wish Coffee. I had to have it just based on the name alone.
Why do they call it Death Wish Coffee? Well.. they advertise that it contains roughly 200% more caffeine than any other coffee out there. I had to put it to the test for myself.
Check out my video review:
I shot this video a few days ago, since then I’ve had several cups of this Death Wish Coffee. I wanted to give it time to “sink in” before I started writing about it.
1st the taste: This stuff is super smooth. There is zero bitter aftertaste, no burnt coffee flavor, nothing bad about it at all.
2nd the caffeine: No jitters, but I can certainly tell that I’ve got a bit of a kick of energy after drinking this coffee. 1 cup is really all it takes.
(a few days later)
3rd iced coffee: okay, let me explain something.. I like my coffee cold, over ice. I simply feel that if you are going to drink coffee it’s for the caffeine, unless you are one of those that drinks that decaf stuff – but I digress. Cold-iced-coffee. When you drink coffee hot, you usually don’t gulp it down. that means you sip it. That means that the caffeine seeps into your body a little sip at a time, over the course of however long it takes for you to, well, sip it. With iced coffee you can drink it all down in less than 5 minutes. What’s that gonna do? It’s gonna infuse that caffeine into your system FAST. My problem is… your typical iced coffee… say a caramel macchiato for example, uses a shot of espresso. When I make mine, I use 3 shots of espresso. I’m not even going to go into the math to determine how much caffeine I just drank down. But holy crap, the dishes are done, the dog has had a bath, the zombies have been dispatched, the corn has been planted, and I’ve resoled my shoes.
Here at ZombieMall, we like this stuff. It’s got a fantastic taste, it’s smooth as silk, and it helps us get the damn job done!
NOW.. if only I can talk Death Wish Coffee into making a new strain of coffee and calling it:
Zombie Mall Coffee : It’s Strong Enough to Wake the Dead!