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NEW SHROUD CONTEST: STALK A STORE FOR SHROUD

NEW SHROUD CONTEST: STALK A STORE FOR SHROUD

The wonderful and supportive Sheldon S. Higdon gave me this idea. He emailed me to let me know that he was calling his local B&N to find out if Shroud were on the shelves yet.

WHO are a better marketeer of a magazine than the people that actually sell them? What if we began a calling campaign to all of the stores that carry Shroud and began asking them if they had Shroud Magazine in stock?

Do you think that it would at the very least create a bit of name recognition?

ME TOO!

So here’s the contest:

1. Go to the UNABRIDGED STORE LIST posted here:

http://shroudpublishing.freeforums.org/the-unabridged-store-list-for-6-t187.html

2. Find the store or stores closest to you (does NOT have to be B&N) and obtain their telephone number.

3. Call the store directly and simply ask:

“Do you have any copies of Shroud Magazine in stock?”

If “yes” then respond with something to the effect of: “Oh excellent, thank you for the information,”

If “no” then respond with “Oh that’s too bad. Do you know when you will have issues of Shroud Magazine in stock?” etc.

4. THEN respond to this post with a log of the date and time and store that you called.

Post is here:

http://shroudpublishing.freeforums.org/new-contest-stalk-a-store-for-shroud-t188.html#1753

5. This is the honor system.

The first place prize will be a LIFETIME SUBSCRIPTION to Shroud Magazine and a full set of available novellas;

Second Prize will be a FULL SET of novellas;

Third Prize will be any novella of your choice;

ALL participants that log a call will get a 25% coupon off of anything in the Shroud store.

Remember, OVERLAP is good!

This could really help Shroud get sold. Thank you so much for the help!

THE CONTEST BEGINS NOW!

CONTEST LINK HERE:

http://shroudpublishing.freeforums.org/new-contest-stalk-a-store-for-shroud-t188.html#1753

Gabrielle Faust to give away True Blood and more!

I got this email today from my friend Gabrielle Faust and wanted to pass along this kick ass contest she is holding:

Hello Everyone!

Just a quick update today. June is starting to shape up to be a very exciting month! I have two promotional contests currently going on over at the Eternal Vigilance website. One is for the boxed set of the first season of TRUE BLOOD! The TRUE BLOOD contest will be running all month. The other giveaway, which is for one week only, is for a signed copy of Guillermo Del Toro’s new vampire novel THE STRAIN! His people contacted me on Monday and were nice enough to offer a copy for me to give away on the site to one lucky winner! Here are links to the guidelines for each contest. The rules are very simple so there’s no excuse for not entering…;)

TRUE BLOOD GIVEAWAY: http://www.gabriellefaust.com/archives/2123

THE STRAIN GIVEAWAY: http://www.gabriellefaust.com/archives/2133

If you’re in the Austin area this weekend please try to make it to the Eternal Vigilance book signing/photography exhibit/concert event entitled LATER THAT NIGHT which will be at Nomad Bar on Saturday night! More details here: http://www.gabriellefaust.com/archives/1938

Bites & Kisses & Best Wishes!

Gabrielle

Radio from Hell!

Mark your calendars and spam your friends!

Radio from Hell is here!

Tomorrow night (5-23-2009) will feature ZombieMall’s 1st ever Radio show!  I have no idea what you should expect, but be sure to tune in, one never knows what horrors will be revealed!

Details here (it is a secure site so you may need to adjust your settings to gain access):

https://www.blogtalkradio.com/ZombieMall

Thanks and…

Stay Scary!

Better Haunted Homes and Gardens by Jennifer Barnes - A Review

I love horror and scary icky things.  I am careful to seperate my fondness of that subject from my daughter (4 1/2 years old) and my son (1 year old).  I am careful to hide my horror DVD’s away like they were something to be ashamed of.  Of course they are not, but seriously, the cover art on most of them are certainly not appropriate for a 4 1/2 year old!  With that said, I am very careful as to what I introduce to my children.

A friend of mine over at Raw Dog Screaming Press, Jennifer Barnes, recently wrote a children’s story with a bit of a “fright” to it.  It’s not horrid, it’s not explicit, it’s not graphic.  It is a children’s story called, Better Haunted Homes and Gardens.  It is illustrated by Kristen Margiotta.  It is published by Imaginary Books and is about 15 pages long.

My daughter (I’ll concentrate on her views rather than my son’s because his comprehension is simply various smiles and coos right now) does have a streak in her that enjoys being scared.  She will hide in a doorway and jump out at me, yelling “BOO!” as loud as she can.  She has very nearly made me poop myself a few times doing that!  I’m so proud of her!  There was another time when I went to see a scary movie and she wanted to go.  My wife explained to her that I was going to see a scary movie, to which my daughter replied, “but I like scary movies, I saw the Backyardigans Halloween cartoon!“  Oh how my heart broke!

Okay, Better Haunted Homes and Gardens is a fun quick read before bedtime, well.. maybe.  Ivy is someone who is looking for a home to purchase because her bug collection had outgrown the room she was currently renting.  (My daughter loves bugs and crawly things too by the way)  The story takes us to different homes that Ivy is looking at.  Finally she finds one that is described as having “12 secret passages” in the main foyer (could there be more?).  The house is big and full of secrets.

The really cool part to this book is that there is certianly room for further adventures with Ivy and her bugs.

My take; it’s certainly something I’ll add to my daughter’s book collection.

My daughter’s take: “daddy I want a big bug collection too, read it again.”

All in all, I liked it, my daughter liked it, when my son is old enough I’ll introduce it to him as well.

Check it out, it’s a fun read!

Swine Flu vs. Zombie Virus

Zombie Warning from ZombieMall.com

The recent scare of H1N1, also known as the Swine Flu, has many people concerned, not just in terms of health, but also in terms of what the future holds.  Many of the zombie enthusiasts are keeping a close eye on this pandemic for any signs of the Zombie Virus. 

Let’s examine what is going on: 

This flu sprung up almost over night.

The President of the United States has pledged “great vigilance” in confronting this Swine Flu outbreak.

The World Health Organization has raised the worldwide pandemic alert level to Phase 5.

As of this writing outbreaks have happened in Mexico, the United States, Canada, Scotland, New Zealand, Spain, Britain, Germany, Austria, and Israel.

Symptoms include fever, cough, body aches, chills, and fatigue, as well as vomiting.

Infected people may exhibit symptoms between 1 and 7 days after contracting the virus. 

 

It is no surprise that Zombie watchers are keeping a close eye on this one.  Thankfully, there does appear to be hope with the Swine Flu.  The CDC has announced that the use of Oseltamivir or Zanamivir can be used as a treatment and/or preventative measure of infection for the Swine Flu.  No such treatment exists for the Zombie Virus, which is 100% fatal. 

Now, why is this important for the Zombie community?  Simply put, it’s a test run.  It’s an event to keep alert of for when the zombie virus does surface. 

For now we strongly urge you to keep in the know, be aware of what is going on around you, and understand that when the zombie virus does come about, it will more than likely happen exactly like this swine flu, only faster.

 

For now, let’s be thankful there are no reported cases of the Z1N1 virus.

 

 

 

Stever - Playground Isolator CD Review

Stever - Playground Isolator

I’m a fan of warped music. No, quite literally, music that is warped, like playing a slightly sun damaged LP on a record player. Dwell on that sound for a moment while I set the rest of this up, we’ll return to the topic of warped music in just a bit..

Myspace is a great place to network and discover new music. I have certainly spent many an hour just browsing other myspace pages, not exactly for the people on them but for the music they listen to.

One such listen session brought me to a song, Sicko. Cool was the initial thought. I followed it to the myspace page of Karen Stever. After giving the other tracks a listen, I requested Stever as a friend.

As time went by bullitens were posted. One such was from Karen Stever letting the readers know of a Music Bailout Plan.

Get this; she signed a CD, mailed it to me, and the best part, I didn’t have to pay for it until I had the money! Of course I paid for it right away, I can’t stand being in debt to someone, but that’s not the point. The point is, how many musicians out there will do that??

That is pretty damn cool in my book!

Onto the CD itself:

We have 12 tracks with a running time of about 53 minutes.

The first song, Sicko…

Remember that warped music I mentioned at the beginning of this? This song is where it begins. Just a hint of it mind you, but it grabs me! Like an explosion at the beginning of a movie. Another track, Funeral Mute, has a warped music intro as well. It’s not obnoxious, it not a ruined spot on your LP, it’s art.

The album has dark overtones, like dark industrial alternative music. That’s not to say it’s depressing because, well, it’s not. It’s like a ride in a horror house at a carnival. It’s got twists and deeper meanings, each song is it’s own attraction.

It reminds me of music that I would listen to late at night back in the ’80’s. That is, not the average Top 40 that everyone pretended to be into, but the hardcore music that was made for the fans of music. Stuff like Pixies, Concrete Blonde, Bad Brains, and Black Flag. Music that had a REAL sound to it, not today’s resampled unoriginal crap.

I can honestly say that a lot went into the music put forth here. Raw emotion. I get the feeling by listening it’s not just lyrics being sung in hopes of cashing in, but instead it’s something made with passion, meaning, and pulled heart-strings.

Karen, I want to thank you for sharing that personal connection with us.

No question this is a thumbs up!

Alchemy Gothic products

Alchemy Rings at ZombieMall
Yep! ZombieMall.com is now and officially Authorized seller of Alchemy Gothic products!

If you are familiar with their stuff you know there is A LOT of it! Please be patient as we add

each item to the site, it’s just gonna take some time to add it all.

Here is some of the stuff we have added so far:

STEAMPUNK

Ezekiel Empire Rosenstein’s Steam-Powered Entropy Calibrator

GMT Gender Guage Ring

GMT Quantum Displacer Control

ALCHEMY 1977

Deadly Friendship Ring

Immortal Kist: Poison Ring (Heather’s Favorite)

Charnalite Ring (Paul’s Favorite)

Eye of the Devil Ring (MY favorite)

Angel’s Eye Ring

Dr. von Rosenstein’s Induction Principle Ring

Keep checking back for more! I’ve got an image CD coming to me directly from Alchemy

Gothic, so once that comes in I’ll have an easier time putting all this onto the site.

Until then..

Stay Scary!

-Brian Hardin II
www.ZombieMall.com

Zombie Hunt Podcast

This is what happens when I get bored while driving…
Not the best production out there, but hey, I spent the time doing it, now you gotta listen…

 
icon for podpress  Zombie Hunt: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Zombies in the Bible

As we grow closer to Easter Sunday, I figured I’d explore the various passages found within the Bible as they pertain to Zombies.

There has been a long standing argument that Jesus could have been a zombie.  He died on the cross, was placed into a cave, came back to life.  Yeah, that could be a very basic interpretation of what a zombie is, but..

That is not what we are going to discuss today..

Instead, I want to explore some of the other texts within the Bible itself.

Let’s start off with:

Zechariah 14:12

12 This is the plague with which the LORD will strike all the nations that fought against Jerusalem: Their flesh will rot while they are still standing on their feet, their eyes will rot in their sockets, and their tongues will rot in their mouths. 13 On that day men will be stricken by the LORD with great panic. Each man will seize the hand of another, and they will attack each other.

That sounds like a zombie plague to me!

This next chapter I find especially interesting as it not only warns of what will happen, but it also tells how to survive the zombie outbreak:

Isaiah 26:19

19 But your dead will live;
their bodies will rise.
You who dwell in the dust,
wake up and shout for joy.
Your dew is like the dew of the morning;
the earth will give birth to her dead.

20 Go, my people, enter your rooms
and shut the doors behind you;
hide yourselves for a little while
until his wrath has passed by.

Those two passages above are from the Old Testament, and I am of the opinion that they certainly had their share of zombie outbreaks!  But what about in the New Testament?

Let’s take a look…

Matthew 27:51

51 At that moment the curtain of the temple was torn in two from top to bottom. The earth shook and the rocks split.
52 The tombs broke open and the bodies of many holy people who had died were raised to life.

1 Corinthians 15:51

51 Listen, I tell you a mystery: We will not all sleep, but we will all be changed—
52 in a flash, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trumpet. For the trumpet will sound, the dead will be raised imperishable, and we will be changed.

 

There are many more passages within these texts that go on to desribe more events and situation in which zombies partake.  True enough the term ‘zombie’ is not in the Bible but in looking over what was written down all those years ago, I’d say we have a pretty clear picture that zombies DID exist back then and that they were a threat.

I just wonder what they did the eliminate that threat…

Alpha Promo Zombie

My buddy David over at www.AlphaPromoWorld.com told me about a couple of goodies on his site.

He runs a promotional products company, has done stuff for Disney, Starbucks, Harris, Longdoggers, Imus (just don’t my zombies nappy headed zombies! they’s eat ya!), and more.  I think it’s pretty damn cool that he took the time to put together some items with my site in mind.

Check ‘em out:

 

Now how cool is that??