Smoked Zombie Brains is actually how I put together some smoked scallops wrapped in bacon. At one point I mention that I cooked the bacon a little before-hand because it won’t cook fully when smoked. It actually WILL cook fully when smoked, just not at the temperature ( 260°F ) or time ( about 45 minutes ).
Yup! That animated show of Zombies, Vampires, and Freaks, returns March 14th at 10:30 PM.
What am I talking about? I’m talking about:
Ugly Americans
This time around the Guest Stars include:
Ed Helms, Janeane Garofalo, Lisa Lampanelli, Jon Benjamin, Abby Elliot, Bobby Moynihan And Dan Fogler
Comedy Central has certainly hit this one out of the park with it’s previous season, and this season looks to hit it even farther.
From the official site (www.comedycentral.com) :
NEW YORK, February 21, 2012 — COMEDY CENTRAL’s “Ugly Americans” returns with all-new episodes featuring the affable human social worker Mark Lilly (voiced by Matt Oberg), along with his creature cohorts of zombies, wizards, batboys and other assorted weirdos. The COMEDY CENTRAL original, animated comedy returns with seven half-hour episodes beginning on Wednesday, March 14 at 10:30 p.m., following all-new episodes of the Emmy® and Peabody® Award-winning series, “South Park.”
It’s an “ugly” world out there, but Mark Lilly is ready to help solve any number of problems. Working alongside his peculiar colleagues, he helps integrate Monster-Americans into the madness of New York City. Whether he’s taking custody of a tiny arsonist or making new zombie friends, Mark meets every challenge with a positive attitude. But as everyone knows, a positive attitude doesn’t always go far in New York City.
Mark’s co-workers offer him little assistance: Twayne (Michael-Leon Wooley), is a clueless demonic bureaucrat; Mark’s succubus girlfriend Callie Maggotbone (Natasha Leggero) cares more about sex than she cares about work; his wizard office mate Leonard Powers (Randy Pearlstein) would rather be drinking; and Lt. Grimes (Larry Murphy) is just an idiot. At least Mark still has his zombie roommate, Randall Skeffington (Kurt Metzger), who is always there for him…as long as he covers the rent.
The season begins March 14 with “Journey to the Center of Twayne,” in which Mark takes a tiny arsonist named Jerry (Bobby Moynihan) into his custody and immediately regrets it. Jerry escapes up Twayne’s nostril, forcing Leonard, Grimes and Mark to shrink themselves down and conduct a manhunt inside Twayne’s bizarre body.
In a historic battle Zombies vs Vampires, it seems that Zombies win. ZombieMall.com has absorbed all of the inventory of VampireMall.com. We also are running their website, currently it is pointing back to ZombieMall.com.
Among the more interesting items is the all hand made wooden Vampire Stakes. You gotta check these out! (just click the photo below to check it out in our shop).
On Saturday, October 23rd from 7-9pm there will be a free public meet and greet with horror legend Linda Blair from the exorcist. This is part of Seminole Casino Coconut Creek’s Horror Movie weekend. The event will be for people 21 and over.
The casino will also be having a True Blood cast meet and greet and an extreme pumpkin carving contest during October. They will also be having a cool Halloween costume contest for cash prizes.
Okay, here’s the scoop:
On October 8th and 9th they are going to hold an Extreme Pumpkin Weekend, serving up Apple Martinis and Candy Apples, and of course lots of entertainment!
On October 16th Joe Manganiello and Lindsay Pulsipher from the hit HBO Show Tru Blood will be there for you to meet!
October 23rd is a Meet and Greet with Exorcist star and Horror Icon Linda Blair!
On October 29th through to Halloween there will be all kinds of entertainment from Sexy Halloween Competitions to Public Costume Contests (hey you can win your share of $5,000 in cash and prizes!). Even a Haunted Hot Rod Giveaway will take place at Midnight going into Halloween! And yep, it looks like all day Halloween you can find fun, fun, entertainment, specials, fun, fun, and more fun!
(sorry kids this one is for adults 21 and over only. Hey it is a casino after all!)
Wanna find out more? Visit the Seminole Casino’s website via the photo link:
It seems ZombieMall.com is making some new friends across the pond!
I got a pretty nifty email about a company over in the United Kingdom a few days ago. They are known as Noctimania Gothic Clothing. I had a look at their site and let me tell you, knowing they make all that by hand themselves is impressive! I’m a major fan of the smaller “mom & pop” shops. I’ve been in retail most of my life, and I always have to take my hat off to anyone who gives it a go.
Who is Noctimania Gothic Clothing?
Noctimania Gothic Clothing is a UK based company and are suppliers of gothic and alternative clothing primarily to the UK goth scene. They have been manufacturing and selling original and traditional gothic clothing for years and have now decided to venture online in order to better suit the modern marketplace.
What kind of clothing do you do?
We design and manufacture our own exclusive range of gothic and alternative clothing from the highest quality fabrics. All of our garments are designed to fit and compliment sizes 10-26.
While most retailers of gothic clothing seem to think that 14 is a plus size, we strongly disagree and know that this is not the case. Therefore instead of simply enlarging garments initially only designed to suit the smaller figure, our collection is designed with the individual figures of size 10-26 women in mind.
Dude, now that’s rockin!
Are you a fan of True Blood? Head over heals in love with Dracula? Infatuated with that twisted (vampires don’t sparkle!) thing called Twi… Twili… bah, Twilight? Just want to enjoy your LARP a bit more? Then you gotta check this shit out!
Can You Imagine having the ability to custom fit a pair of vampire Fangs and to make them appear & disappear? We Did! Introducing the ZombieMall Retractable Vampire Fangs.
Check out the video:
You can also find that video on YouTube and you can purchase these Retractable Vampire Fangs on ZombieMall.com.
Don’t forget, Halloween is just around the corner!
My friend Marie over at Comedy Central knows how into zombies and horror I am, so she gave me an update to something truly fun that is about to take place! Thanks Marie!
NEW YORK CITY GETS FREAKED OUT!
ZOMBIES, VAMPIRES AND FREAKS INVADE THE BIG APPLE
IN THE NEW COMEDY CENTRAL® ANIMATED COMEDY SERIES
“UGLY AMERICANS” TO DEBUT MARCH 17 AT 10:30 P.M.
Ugly Americans Extended Scenes
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Take the Big Apple, add every horrifying beast, science-fiction freak and fantasy faerie, shake thoroughly and you’ve got “Ugly Americans,”
a new animated comedy series premiering on COMEDY CENTRAL on March 17 at 10:30 p.m.
The series follows Mark Lilly (voiced by Matt Oberg), a social worker at the “Department of Integration,” as he helps new citizens, both human and “other,”
adapt to hectic life in New York City. There are easier tasks than weaning vampires off blood, socializing land-whales and housebreaking werewolves,
but Mark is up to the challenge. Between his stressful job, a zombie roommate and a demon girlfriend, Mark’s lucky if he can sneak in a few minutes of sleep.
But who can sleep when there’s a drop-dead gorgeous mermaid sitting at the bar?
In addition to Mark Lilly, the “Ugly Americans” cast features Randall Skeffington, Mark’s zombie roommate, Callie Maggotbone, Mark’s demon boss and office fling, Leonard Powers, an aging drunken wizard, Twayne, a terrorizing demonic bureaucrat and Lt. Grimes, a law-enforcement officer who despises non-humans.
The debut episode introduces lead character and “Department of Integration” (D.O.I.) agent Mark Lilly dealing with aggressive sexual advances from his demon boss Callie, while trying to do his work finding jobs for the city’s newest citizens. Lilly is also developing a reluctant friendship with his zombie roommate Randall, who he found on Craig’s List, as well as battling rival Grimes and his thug squad, who are apprehending “illegals” to fill a quota. Future episodes feature Mark counseling a young woman who wants to become a vampire and Callie going baby-crazy after Mark starts fostering a demon orphan.
David M. Stern, series developer and executive producer, began his career writing for “The Wonder Years” during its first three seasons. He went on to serve as a producer on “The Simpsons” during the first four seasons where he wrote many memorable episodes. He has served as a co-executive producer on the premiere season of the USA hit series “Monk,” as well as a co-executive producer on the Fox series “Oliver Beene.”
Series-creator Devin Clark has been involved with a broad range of television projects including work with HBO, MTV, Nickelodeon, TCM and The Cartoon Network, applying his design and narrative skills to everything from network graphics to traditional cartoons.His films and animation have been featured in Stash magazine, Animation Block Party, Rooftop Films, Ottawa Film Festival, Platform and Atom Films.
Yep! I’ve had LOTS of requests for these, and they are finally in stock!
I have two versions, Regular and Delux. What’s the difference? Well, the Regular version has a highly detailed border, whereas the Delux version has an embossed foil edging. The cost difference is $6.00 (because the Delux version costs ME more).
Both versions come with an embossed foil star.
Both versions will be hand signed upon purchase, and both can be customized to include your Degree of Choice, your Name of Choice, and your Year of Graduation of Choice!
Check em out (click the picture to go to the order page and for more details):
(Delux Version)
(Regular Version)
Alchemy Rings at ZombieMall
Yep! ZombieMall.com is now and officially Authorized seller of Alchemy Gothic products!
If you are familiar with their stuff you know there is A LOT of it! Please be patient as we add
each item to the site, it’s just gonna take some time to add it all.
Here is some of the stuff we have added so far:
STEAMPUNK
Ezekiel Empire Rosenstein’s Steam-Powered Entropy Calibrator
ALCHEMY 1977
Immortal Kist: Poison Ring (Heather’s Favorite)
Charnalite Ring (Paul’s Favorite)
Eye of the Devil Ring (MY favorite)
Dr. von Rosenstein’s Induction Principle Ring
Keep checking back for more! I’ve got an image CD coming to me directly from Alchemy
Gothic, so once that comes in I’ll have an easier time putting all this onto the site.
Until then..
Stay Scary!
-Brian Hardin II
www.ZombieMall.com
So, I have my other business, Cheetah Signs, and wanted to utilize it’s machines to create up something for ZombieMall.com. The stickers you see on the back of my car were all made there at Cheetah Signs. I’m working on a full color version as well, and am thinking of giving them away for free to those that are interested. What do you think?
