Howdy Folks! You like blood? Violence? Freaks of nature? Well then, come on and check out this new Captain Spaulding talking Plush Doll!
Intended for ages 18 and up. Recommended for mature collectors.
He has 1,000 roommates! From House of 1,000 Corpses, this Captain Spaulding Plush doll stands 15-inches tall and speaks a number of fun, scary movie phrases. What an adorable reject of the Devil! Cool sounding phrases include:
“Hold, hold it, hold it, for the love of Jane Russell’s big fat horses ass on toast, stop ringing that g*#%@#^ bell!”
“Ha ha, sh!& the bed! Well howdy folks come on in! Well…from the looks of them fancy britches and uh sassy little hairdos, ya’ll ain’t from around here, are ya? So where ya’ll from?”
“G!@#!@&%*^ mother$!@&%^ got blood all over my best clown suit!
This should be hitting our store sometime in October of 2008. We are looking at a retail price of $39.99
And don’t forget to take home some of my tasty fried chicken! Ha ha! It just tastes so damn good!